19th February 2012

Today I escaped death by an inch!!! Seriously I did, the big mirror in the sitting room fell off the wall where it has hung for the past 3 and a half years, it landed against my crib which luckily wasn't in it's usual place (if it had  been in it's usual place the mirror would have landed on my head.) I got wobbled slightly and the moses basket moved but luckily the stand didn't fall over and I didn't get any glass on me.

I didn't even wake up but Mummy said she'd never been so scared in her whole life.

We went for a little walk in the snow in my pram today -.of course I slept the whole time, well I was just so cozy and I love the bumpy ride.

Also Mummy and Daddy have noticed that all the fat bits I was born with such as my double chins have filled out again and are now actually looking rather podgy so Mummy has said I have had my last formula feed and from now on it's breast milk or nothing. Personally I think she's making a rod for her own back and I have decided to up my intake of breast milk - Mummy's boobies are just about keeping up but all I can say is it's a good job she's got the new milking machine coming tomorrow!!!

Mummy watched her breast feeding DVDs today but they just made her cry because she felt sad and cheated when she saw the other babies getting skin to skin as soon as they were born and she said we'd not have the problems we have if we'd had that time together. Also they didn't teach her anything because she knows the technique she just doesn't know how to make me want to take the breast - it's quite simple though, I just prefer a nice big bottle teat!

Daddy was in a much better mood today, despite Mummy sleeping through my shouts again last night, she's either completely knackered or a bit of a slacker! I think Mummy should get an afternoon nap in order to be a better Mummy at night but I don't know when she'll get the time what with all the milk pumping she is doing at the moment.

Anyway, I'd better go coz Mummy has to pump her boobs again but 1st she needs to give me another bottle she prepared earlier.